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Degrees & Fight Songs of Poupon U (America's Mustard College)

degrees and souveniers from Poupon U

We now offer six degrees at POUPON U
Be the envy of your cell block when you hang your Poupon U Diploma on your wall. We will custom imprint any name on these elegant diplomas. Each is carefully signed by the Curator, the Curator's adorable son, the village idiot, and the Mount Horeb Subway & Transit token collector.

M.D. Degree: Mustard Doctor, with Highest Honors (Learn More Here)

J.D. Degree: Juris Dufus, with Highest Honors (Learn More Here)

D.D.S. Degree: Doctor of Diddley Squat, with Highest Honors in Useless Information (Learn More Here)

M.B.A. Degree: Master of Bad Attitude, with Highest Honors in Insider Trading (Learn More Here)

Ph. D. Degree: Philospher of Dijon, with Highest Honors in Existential Condimentality (Learn More Here)

C.P.A. Degree: Couch Potato Authority, with Highest Honors in Channel Surfing (Learn More Here)

Fight Songs of Poupon U

degrees and souveniers from Poupon U

POUPON U Fight Song
Wisconsin Version

On our hot dogs, on our bratwurst,
Mustard is so cool.

Never mayo, never ketchup
They're against the rules.

Gleaming gold and mellow yellow,
Smooth, rough, sweet and hot,

Fight, POUPON U, we'll fight
and eat some lunch.

POUPON U Fight Song
South Bend Version

Eat, eat, at old POUPON U,
Bratwursts and hot dogs,
hamburgers, too,

All with mustard spread on thick,
We never eat ketchup
'Cause it makes us sick!

We slather it on our bagels and fries,
Licorice and corn flakes,
blueberry pies,

Even with our Irish stew,
'Cause we're true to POUPON U!


Roll Out the Mustard!
composed and arranged by
Barry Levenson

Roll out the mustard
On pretzels and tofu and cheese,
On a baked potato,
On muffins and green beans and peas.
Try it in risotto,
On roast beef and burgers and chops,
Let it be the star of your sandwich,
So use . . . mustard wherever it plops!


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Shout Out your Poupon U Cheers with an official Poupon U Megaphone

 

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