Poupon U (America's Mustard College)
Where do mustard lovers go to college? POUPON U
At POUPON U, we recognize the values of intellectual honesty, freedom of expression, and hard work. We don't practice those values but we do recognize them. Instead, we offer a stimulating learning environment where faculty and students engage in daily food fights. We are also home of the Poupon U University Store, where you'll find an great assortment of unique gifts, gag gifts, and just plain fun gifts. Who wouldn't love a Poupon U toilet seat or our highly sought-after D.D.S Degree (Doctor of Diddley Squat).
POUPON U understands the importance of a quality collegiate football program and that is why we don't have a football team. But we do have two (yes TWO, and you can count them) outstanding fight songs that will make your spirits soar.
A college education can be difficult and challenging. Let's face it: getting into one of those big name schools and flunking out is a major bummer. Not a problem at POUPON U. Here's our most popular PEP RALLY CHANT:
Who needs Harvard, who needs Yale?
At POUPON U, you'll never fail!
Stanford, Princeton? Big mistake!
POUPON U's a piece of cake.
 Poupon U Fight Songs
Unusual, unique, rare, funny . . . and perhaps crazy gift ideas from Poupon U's bookstore and gift shop.
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