Where do mustard lovers go to college? POUPON U

At POUPON U, we recognize the values of intellectual honesty, freedom of expression, and hard work. We don't practice those values but we do recognize them. Instead, we offer a stimulating learning environment where faculty and students engage in daily food fights. We are also home of the Poupon U University Store, where you'll find an great assortment of unique gifts, gag gifts, and just plain fun gifts. Who wouldn't love a Poupon U toilet seat or our highly sought-after D.D.S Degree (Doctor of Diddley Squat).

POUPON U understands the importance of a quality collegiate football program and that is why we don't have a football team. But we do have two (yes TWO, and you can count them) outstanding fight songs that will make your spirits soar.

A college education can be difficult and challenging. Let's face it: getting into one of those big name schools and flunking out is a major bummer. Not a problem at POUPON U. Here's our most popular PEP RALLY CHANT:

Who needs Harvard, who needs Yale?
At POUPON U, you'll never fail!
Stanford, Princeton? Big mistake!
POUPON U's a piece of cake.

Poupon U Fight Songs

Unusual, unique, rare, funny . . . and perhaps crazy gift ideas from Poupon U's bookstore and gift shop.

PouponU Diplomas

D.D.S Degree "Doctor of Diddley Squat"--what a great degree.

One of 6 prestigous degrees available from PouponU - [ See More Degrees Here. ]

Official PouponU toilet seat

Add this attractive throne enhancement to your powder room and you’ll be the envy of the neighborhood.

Poupon U Shopping Tote Bag

This large canvas shoulder tote bag is fashionably "chic" and large enough for general shopping as well as carrying books on the way to class.

Poupon U Sweatshirts

Even though Poupon U is a "no sweat" institution of Higher Learning, the envy of less fortunate matriculators required we produce a logo sweatshirt as a unique gift that keeps on bragging!