Welcome to the online Mustard & Gourmet Sauces Store of the Mustard Museum
THE LAST MINUTE SURPRISE
It's after Christmas and you still haven't gotten anything for Uncle Alfred, what do you do? We suggest a tasteful and tuneful Mustard-of-the-Month Club membership to start in January with a SINGING ANNOUNCEMENT from the Curator this week.
The Curator, in a mustard-induced stupor, will personally call the recipient of your generosity to (1) announce your gift; (2) sing the POUPON U Fight Song; and (3) intone the famous POUPON U College Cheer. When we send the first mustards, we will also include a free POUPON U Diploma - Doctor of Diddley Squat - to the honored recipient.
We just need a phone number that will put us in touch with the lucky recipient and an approximate time and day you'd like us to call.
Best way to place this order is by phone (800-438-6878) so we get all the pertinent information on making this a most memorable gift. You can do it online but you have to promise to give us the necessary info in the comments section or ask us to call you for it.
The National Mustard Museum is not responsible for damage done to eardrums as a result of the Curator's singing.
 Insane deal of the week!
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